I'm thinking Hillary is throwing ashtrays right now....

....and Obama is on the floor in the fetal position, thumb in mouth.

As less-than-enthused that I was about a possible McCain presidency, I think the choice of Sarah Palin as the VP is a masterstroke. Everything I know about this woman is stellar. She's more of a man than Obambi is :-). She's got the most "real" family of anyone that has run for the presidency in my lifetime...




From a few of my preferred commentary sites, I've culled a few awesome "Palinisms" that are sure to catch on...

--Sarah Palin is so tough, she wears polar bear fur when it’s 40 below outside… while the polar bear is still alive.

--Sarah Palin is so tough…she digs for oil with her bare hands and doesn’t ruin her manicure!

--I once saw Sarah Palin punch a hole through a cow just to see what was on the other side.

--Sarah Palin is so tough she glared at Obama and made him start his period.

--Palin is so tough, her Moose kills show blunt force trauma…

--Sarah Palin doesn’t use bait when she is fishing. She merely touches the hook with a bit of her perfume and the fish jump into the boat.

--Sarah Palin is so tough the 1975 Philadephia Flyers won’t play against her.

--Sarah Palin is so tough that John Wayne briefly returned from his grave today to endorse her.

--Sarah Palin doesn’t debate opponents, she debases opponents.

--Sarah Palin is so tough that she makes Barack Obama sit down when he urinates.

--Sarah Palin is so tough she shaves her legs with a blowtorch while putting on her lipstick.

--Sarah Palin is so tough that Osama bin Laden will now star in one of those Southwest Airlines “wanna get away” commercials.

--Sarah Palin is so tough that Chuck Norris wets his pants when she walks into the room.

--Sarah Palin didn’t take off work when she had her baby last Spring. She delivered the baby during a phone conference and finished the day.

--Sarah Palin is so tough that she can single-handedly tame 18 million pumas.


--Sarah Palin is so tough, when the glass ceiling heard of her nomination it didn’t shatter, it just fled in terror.

--Sarah Palin is so tough she sharpens her hunting knives by giving herself a manicure.