Your doctors are AWESOME -(SERIOUSLY!) but......
1. While waiting (for 4 hours) for someone to take your wife's cast off, a piece of ceiling plaster falls on your head.
2. Dinner is a rancid cup of sour cream, served with a dry piece of bread.
3. WOW! Breakfast is the same!
4. Your shared bathroom is moldier than French Cheese.
5. Nurse Ratched apprenticed here.
and finally....
6. A nurse says any of the following:
a. Just shut up. It is supposed to hurt. You are in a HOSPITAL.
b. WHO RANG THAT DAMN BUZZER AGAIN?
c. Well maybe NEXT time you'll bring your own water then , woncha...
d. AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Just a little entry to pass the time while waiting for Agi's cast to come off. We are back where she spent 4 fun and aexotic nights last month, and htought we'd reminisce a bit...
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Are you kidding about the nurse quotes!? What the crap! And the ceiling fell on your head... how fantastic!!!
How is Agi feeling? I still can't believe what she has gone through... I hope she feels better!
Stacy--I wish I was kidding. NOPE. The mere presence in the hospital of a patient is treated by some (not all) nurses as the biggest inconvenience of their life. And yep. patients are expected to bring their own eating utensils, toilet paper, and WATER.
Oh please, please, please tell our future president that socialized medicine is not our savior! YIKES!! I can laugh only because you point out the humor, that is really so wrong. I hope the cast change means that Agi continues to be on the mend. We love you guys!
LOL, the nurse sounds pretty cool :)
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